COMPANY
LEAH COOPER
Bubbly and loud (doesn’t have an indoor voice) Also a chatterbox. Dog lover. Has very long arms and legs. The type of person to ask 101 questions when watching a film. Always hungry. Studied drama and dance at Aquinas College, Stockport. Proud to say I have Scoliosis – a spinal condition.
SUZIE FORD
Originally from South Africa. It’s rumoured she keeps lions as pets. An international jetsetter and celebrity (well, to the one subscriber she has on her YouTube channel). Her most famous works inc. 4-hour long performances of devised ballet dancing where most of the audience (family & friends) were coerced or forced into attending, numerous cameo appearances in Nativity Scenes and her most critically acclaimed work as ‘3rd woman’ in A Tale of Two Cities. She enjoys correcting people’s grammar.
HARLI FOSTER
Expert at bullshitting and pretending she has any idea what she’s talking about. Is often like a duck that seems all peaceful on top but underneath is kicking like hell. That’s a lie, the top is kicking like hell too. Loves food. All food. Except banana, eww. Currently survives on coffee, monster and about 4 hours sleep. Has really chubby cheeks. Special talent, pulling weird faces due to chubby cheeks.
SOPHIE DAVIDSON
This rare red headed specimen specialises in not giving a TREEFXXK. Trained for many years at BodyWork Company Cambridge. She is often found procrastinating to the sounds of 90’s RnB. Susceptible to a cheeky white wine spritzer. She’s not entirely sure when dinner is…. but she’ll find out for you.
JACOB JACKSON
When he’s not obsessed with FXXXKING TREES, you can find Jacob studying at Sheffield Hallam. He’s a passionate actor and writer. HOWEVER If you see him near a forest or park please dial 999 and call the police immediately to report indecent acts to plant life…
AMELIA-DAISY PHAIR
Not witty enough to come up with a funny biography. Is similar to Tinkerbell, in that, if she don’t receive applause she will die. She’ll let your conscience handle that one. Will work for pennies. Hire her. Also, if you feel like buying her a celebratory drink after the show, please do. She’s a poor student.
ALICE MORELAND
An actor, multi-disciplinary dancer, and peti-cobbler in the eighth largest shopping centre in the United Kingdom. She was born after the Spice Girls had already broken up, and so it doesn’t much bother her. She’s undeniably a Northerner, though will nevertheless pay more than a pound for a chip butty without much stress.
KRYSIA JANECZEK
An actor from Birmingham. Recently graduated from University Campus Barnsley with a foundation degree in Acting For Touring Theatre. Set to graduate again next year from Sheffield Hallam with a top-up degree in Performance and Professional Practice (confusing I know). When she’s not performing she can be found in her room in her flat enjoying her ‘me’ time. This usually involved Netflix, music, The Sims, food, a good book and sleep.
KIERA RHODES
Techxpert. Assumed rebel. Welsh. [Insert very bad South Walian accent here]. Has perfect pitch, but we’re not supposed to tell you that…Shit…We just did…Forget that happened. *Mic drop!* Except that’s not how we handle sound equipment, so it’s more *Gently place mic on ground* *Exeunt stage left*
CHARMAINE LAMBERT
Bakes banana carrot surprises in her spare time. Has a weird interest in one specific historical Irish woman, also Henry VIII’s wives. Made her dance teacher cry once, but, like, in a good way. Is a musical trivia fact sheet (unless the musical is Hamilton).
SARAH SHORTALL
Born and bread Manchester girl, yes she is red over blue. Had a fish called leafy that loved to swim upside down and backwards.
She loves to shop and spend money – in particular other peoples. She just wanted to remind you that Christmas is coming up and she’d love a new car.
CHLOE LOWNDES
An actor, multi-disciplinary dancer, and peti-cobbler in the eighth largest shopping centre in the United Kingdom. She was born after the Spice Girls had already broken up, and so it doesn’t much bother her. She’s undeniably a Northerner, though will nevertheless pay more than a pound for a chip butty without much stress.